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Tin Foil halo and Cardboard Wings Award: Congressman Ed Markey

April 2, 2008

Why is Massachusetts so hoity-toidy? Well, you too would disguise yourself in the phony trappings of class if you were the most corrupt state in the union, with notoriously corrupt politics and a tradition of electing crooks to Congress, no matter what sleazy things they have done.

Today’s Tinfoil Halo and Cardboard Wings award goes to Democratic Representative Ed Markey of Massachusetts, chairman of the House Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming.

His forehead is thick as a brick and he has ears but does not hear. No matter how many times you correct his lie that the oil companies have gotten outrageously high windfall profits from the high price of crude oil, he mocks the American people with the comeback, “Yes, but the oil companies have gotten outrageously high windfall profits.”

Which begs the question: “Hey dude, are you really deaf? Or don’t you speak English? Are you really as stupid as you act? Or are you insulting our intelligence on purpose?”

Want respect? Then show some.

He must have gotten that great edjication of his in the Boston public schools. He doesn’t know enough to compare profits by percentage, not absolute dollar amounts.

Of course the absolute dollar amounts of profit for this global industry are going to massive, you Mathematical Pinhead!

Now, let’s calculate what that industry costs to run, you idiot. No matter how many times you explain to Moron Markey that it is deceptive to quote absolute dollar amounts, when the percentages are but average, the lying bastard still comes back the absolute dollar amounts.

Uneducably mentally retarded, he is.

The oil companies’ profits cycle from 7-8.5%, laregly because the price of crude oil is volatile. They are at the upper end of that range now, about 0.5% higher than similar industries.

What’s more, the oil industries invest annually MORE than their profits for that year! So, why is lying Markey trying to deceive the American people into thinking that the oil company executives and stockholders are just lining their pockets with all that money?

Hey, Moron Marke, how about attacking the New York Times and other MSM for their outrageous profit margins of 20%.

And why is lying Markey trying to deceive the American people into thinking that the oil companies aren’t paying their fair share of taxes? That “tax break” Markey keeps lying about was just a repeal of a punitive tax put on the oil companies by the avaraicious Democratic Congress.

Truth: American corporations pay about 30% taxes. The oil industries pay 44%. That’s more than their fair share, Markey-Malarckey.

Indeed, the high coprorate tax rate here is the reason why American companies are moving overseas. And you Democrats are to blame.

So, this hick from the sticks wants to know when all you smarter-than-us east coast elitists are going to a clue.

CLUE: Markey is conning you. He invents a demon (“big evil oil”) and then pretends to be your champion, protecting you from it. Every corrupt politician world over pulls the same stunt. So, when are you mental duds going to catch on and quit being suckered into voting for this con artist?

All you blue-collar workers and poor people that Markey is conning with fake concern for you, get a clue: because all he cares about is conning your votes, he doesn’t care how much he’s hurting the very people he’s pretending to help = YOU, duh.

HE is to blame for your high gasoline prices and heating bills: Congressman Ed Markey: he won’t allow drilling for oil or natural gas here; he won’t allow nuclear power; he won’t allow more refineries = he won’t allow anything that would reduce the cost of your fuel. Indeed, he heaps more and more taxes on it to raise the price you pay.

He also can’t get it through his think skull that windmills, solar panels, and ethanol cannot replace gasoline and make us energy independent. So, ask him if he is really that stupid or just a liar.

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Lying about the answer to our energy needs must stop now!

April 1, 2008

I think it’s about time we started ruthlessly mocking these morons who think the moon is made of green cheese for you if you decide to believe that it is.

That should make laughingstock of both ends of the political spectrum, though the crazies are far more numerous on the left end. And more dangerous there, because they actually control a political party, which is running amok.

NOW, after food prices skyrocket, the press starts reporting the facts about biofuels like ethanol. Now. Before, the damned press refused to print the truth. They kept it well hid.

Question for the MSM: What the hell were you thinking? That if you denied the truth it would go away?

Politicians were bribing the farmers of Iowa for their votes in the Iowa caucuses. And by the way, the farmers of Iowa are a “special interest” group. Just like blacks on welfare are. Just like “environmentalists” are. Why can’t stupid Democrats see that? Why are they so childishly simplistic as to think that “special interest group” = “business corporation.”

Ah, “the people who think”

Not.

I just listened to more stupid make-believe by callers to Washington Journal on C-SPAN.

They scream about the price of gasoline. Then they raise the price by increasing taxes on it. And we shouldn’t call them what they are? Morons.

Then they raise the price some more by refusing to allow drilling for oil here at home.  And by refusing to allow the building of more refineries here. In fact, they steadfastedly refuse to permit ANYTHING that would tend to lower the price of oil and natural gas.

For that they all ought to be held up to public ridicule and contempt.

These lying idiots can’t get it through their thick heads that we cannot eliminate our need for gasoline, because we cannot eliminate our need to drive automobiles. These morons who live tight-packed like sardines on the coasts think “mass transit” is the answer.

I say, quit smoking whatever you’re smoking, dudes, and land in the flyover states just once. Mass transit is no answer for the great middle of this country. Too complex?

Hydrogen is the answer, but we won’t run automobiles on hydrogen for at least another 20 years. Get that through your thick skulls. Till then, we need gasoline. Know it, liars. To keep refusing to is irrational.

We could plant corn or sugar beets from coast to coast and it wouldn’t supply even a tiny fraction of our need for gasoline, you stupid, ignorant morons.

And biolfuels are NOT clean or energy efficient. Know it, or see a shrink to fix your irrational thinking machine.

Think of all the gasoline those farmers burn to plant and raise those biolfuel crops and deliver them to market, you idiots. You know, like in trucks and tractors. What? Are you intellectuals so ignorant that you think milk comes from a carton? Are you so provincial that you don’t know how big an acre is or the great distances between things here in middle America? Get some edjication, please. Biolfuels cost more energy to produce than they save.

And why did the lying MSM refuse to print the truth about that? One must conclude that journalists think they dictate truth itself, not just perceptions and opinions about it.

Think of the pollution from those chemical factories to produce the ethanol, you idiots. Think, idiots. It ain’t rocket science.

Efficient? Quit lying. To drive the same distance, you burn more of gas diluted with ethanol = you save NOTHING in gasoline consumption, morons. Quit lying about that by pretending it ain’t true.

The willful obtuseness is amazing. One stupid Democrat caller said the solution to the exploding food prices is to do like Brazil – don’t plant corn for ethanol; plant sugar beets instead. Hey, moron, it doesn’t matter what you plant. Every acre producing ethanol is an acre not producing FOOD, you imbecile.

Have you ignorami ever heard of “supply and demand”? That jacks up the price of food, stupid. High priced food WILL cause world famine, which is warded off annually by the low cost of American food and the food the United States government can afford to give away.

Try to raise the level of your thinking above childish slogans like “oil is evil,” please.

Stop blocking all efforts to use our own domestic oil reserves. Stop blocking the building of more refineries. By thus enabling our “friends” in the Middle East to hold a monopoly on oil production and refining, you are allowing them to gouge us by charging anything they want for it. You are running American truckers, for example, out of business, you callous brutes.

The other great energy need we have is for electricity. So, you Euro lovers should stop praising everything Europe does except one thing: getting 80% of their electricity from nuclear power.

Try to raise the level of your thinking above childish slogans like “nuclear power is evil,” please. Know that nuclear power is the cleanest and most efficient power there is. Yes, the plants are expensive, but quit lying by omission when you forget to point out that they soon pay for themselves.

Stop pretending that we don’t need nuclear power. Stop also pretending that we don’t have tons of natural gas as well. Stop blocking production of natural gas. Stop blocking use of our coal reserves, no matter how clean the processing would be. Why do you block all our own natural resources? Is Osama bin Laden paying you?

Why do you hate America so much that you block every avenue to affordible energy we have?

Instead you dream up futuristic fairy tales about alternative energy sources that can provide but a drop in the bucket of our energy needs – like solar power, geothermal power, wind power. Quit lying by pretending that this kind of thing is the answer. It ain’t, and anyone with even a minimal amount of knowledge on the subject knows that.

Why does the lying press spread this misinformation and supress the known truth: all together these expensive alternative sources of energy are in the early experiemntal stages of development. It is SCIENCE FICTION to pretend that they could come online to supply more than a tiny (and expensive) fraction of our energy needs, so quit lying about that, please.

Yes, we could plant windmills and solar panels from coast to coast and it wouldn’t fulfill even a tiny fraction of our electricity needs! Quit lying by pretending otherwise. Face facts: wind power, solar power, and geothermal power are NOT contemporary solutions: they are 22nd century solutions, you morons.

Either face these facts and quit lying or pay my heating bill, you sons of bitches. You sit there in the moderate climate on the coasts, brutally uncaring about what you are doing to those of us who live in the center of this Continent.

Do I sound angry? That’s because I’m furious with you liars and your lying mass media. Get this straight or put on a straight jacket: the moon isn’t made of green cheese for you just because you decide to believe that it is.